Top Reasons to Homeschool

It’s YOUR school! You can post the Ten Commandments anywhere you want!
You can customize your child’s curriculum to your heart’s content.
Your kids will never tell you that their teacher knows more than you do.
If you can’t find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares?
Cleaning out the refrigerator can double as science lab.
If the principal gives the teacher a bad evaluation, she can stick her icy feet against his legs at night.
You never have to drive a forgotten lunch to school.
If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you’re having a PTA meeting.
The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to cook.
Drugs at school mean Tylenol and Benadryl.
The teacher gets to kiss the principal and no one gossips.
If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the dog.
And the “Top” reason? (even though it’s here at the bottom) Your children have been given to you by God to raise, love, nourish, and disciple.
Homeschooling is simply the best way to “Train up a child in the way he should go“.